| Oh hello dear, long time no see -- |
| (Oh God, now who the hell is she?) |
| Still the same job? What a bore! |
| (I know our paths have crossed before.) |
| Rodney and I have moved, you know -- |
| A little flat near Saville Row. |
| Are you still in the same old place? |
| (I do, I do, I know her face. |
| I love the outfit -- love the dress. |
| (ASDA, perhaps, or M and S.) |
| And may I ask who does your hair? |
| I'll make a note -- (not to go there.). |
| It must be years since last we met. |
| (Keep talking, girl, you'll get it yet.) |
| You haven't changed -- you're just the same. |
| (What was her ghastly husband's name?) |
| You must come round for drinky-poos. |
| (What have I said? Oh please refuse!) |
| Oh what a pity! What a shame! |
| Another time... (What is her name?) |
| Your eldest doing well? That's nice. |
| (Was he the one who married twice?) |
| And how's your Mum, dear? How's she been? |
| I see... |
| Still dead. |
| And you? |
| Still Queen! |