| I had a bloody pot plant |
| But would it bloody grow? |
| I bloody spoke each morning |
| But it never said hello. |
| I gave it bloody water, |
| Stood on the bloody shelf. |
| Bloody thing just sat there, |
| All by its bloody self. |
| Then Baby bloody Bio |
| To make it bloody sprout. |
| It bloody sat there sulking, |
| So I bloody threw it out! |
| I bloody lost my temper, |
| And it bloody lay outside |
| In the bloody bloody garden -- |
| Then the bloody bastard died! |
| Another bloody pot plant -- |
| Bloody same location... |
| Doing bloody marvellous. |
| It's bloody imitation! |
| © Leonard Morley 2009 |